If you’re staying at Chicago’s Airbnb for the night, keep an eye on boobie traps and wet bandsits
If you’ve ever dreamed of house swapping with the McCallisters during the holidays, the wait is over: you can actually book the Home Alone house for the first time this year.
Tied to the reboot that no one asked for (the film franchise’s latest installment, All You Need is Home Sweet HomeAirbnb has reimagined the – recently launched on Disney+ Chicago home for a special one-night stay. Kevin McCallister is expected to be there. This time, not. But Kevin’s big brother, Buzz, will host the stay for up to four guests (apparently Macaulay Culkin was booked) and promises to be a little more accommodating than he was thirty years ago.
Do you think that means he has stocked up milk, eggs, fabric softener, etc. No, but he’s bringing his pet tarantula (seriously, the booking includes a meet-and-greet with a real-life tarantula), and he’ll set you up with a special viewing of the new film, too.
The stay also includes booby traps scattered about the house (fear not: you’ll set them up yourself), plenty of ‘90s junk food (like microwavable Kraft Macaroni & Cheese), Chicago’s “finest pizza” (let’s hope they double up on the cheese), and a LEGO Ideas Home Alone set that you can take home. You will also find a variety of amenities, including a Surprisingly, it is so delicious aftershave so you can relive that iconic mirror moment.
Curiously, the listing doesn’t Clearly say you can’t take a sled down the stairs, but don’t get any crazy ideas.
Best part? The promotional Airbnb only costs $25 for the night, which means even a cheapskate will feel right at home. What’s the worst? It’s only available for one night on December 12.
If you’re lucky, you can Try to book it here starting December 7 at 1 pm CT.